mellarkish:

i can’t wait until summer when i can do exactly what i’ve been doing except without school

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

ezekielismycopilot:

George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

unflirty:

plantgay:

where is iowa anyway

image

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet